Small Talk

I swiped your parking space

( in return) you snatched my breath.

When a (much imagined ) coincidence

shimmered in my rear-view, common sense retreated.

My feet should have done the same…

Any idea much it costs to remove teeth marks from Jimmy Choos?

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Kirsten is a wife after years of dating, a mom after years of infertility & a lover of shoes, words, NYC and TV dramas. A storyteller and daydreamer at heart, this is the place where her stories come to be told. Thanks for visiting.

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  1. LOVE this, Kir!
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  2. How funny! I guess the teeth marks would serve as a reminder to beat feet sooner, rather than later?
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  3. Lovely entry Kir, last line is just great!

  4. Kir, an unexpected encounter and an unexpected (quite hysterical) last line! I always enjoy your writing. :))

  5. That’s why I never buy shoes that expensive! Also? I can’t walk in them 😉
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  6. My, my. Another outrageously expensive meal… lol Fun, Kir! Love the breath for the parking space < 3
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  7. I love what you’ve done with the parentheses in this–the feeling of berating oneself in hindsight. Nice.

  8. Had to look up Jimmy Choos. What a funny ending image!

  9. Great opening, Kir! The whole piece is full of your particular humor, too. NIce job. Thanks for linking up!
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  10. Expensive meal!
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  11. HA,, meeting with a foot fetishists has its risk.. reminds me of a much more tragic incident in “the world according to Garp”…
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